dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

speedups:

when your favorite mutual unfollows you

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

tookittothelimit:

tookittothelimit:

MY MOUSE IS DYING AND I HAVE NO SPARE BATTERIES

NO

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it doesn’t seem to want to eat it

meladoodle:

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

sassykardashian:

i wonder what kanye’s thinking about right now

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

snapchatting:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009