2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

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swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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clcok:

maybe

clcok:

maybe

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming